Hemorrhoid Jokes

Healing Kiss   In a train compartment a young couple and an elderly, somewhat ragged man were sitting. The girl looks like she’s having some discomfort so her boyfriend asks her, "What’s wrong honey?" She replies. "My head hurts." Her boyfriend kisses her forehead, and asks her, "Is it better now?" "Yes," she says. Then he asks, "Does it hurt somewhere … [Read more...] about Healing Kiss…

A doctor walked into a restaurant... While he's ordering, he noticed the waiter kept scratching his behind and felt uneasy. Wanting to help, he asked the waiter, "you got hemorrhoid?" The waiter thought for a second and then asked the doctor, "can you please order from the menu?" … [Read more...] about A doctor walked into a restaurant

A receptionist at a doctor’s office announces new privacy laws to patients waiting in the common area.   “Starting today, people won’t be called by their name.” People somehow smile and nod. “So, the man with hemorrhoids, please come in.” … [Read more...] about A receptionist at a doctor’s office announces new privacy laws to patients waiting in the common area…

What type of beer does a hemorrhoid enjoy?   Pilesner … [Read more...] about What type of beer does a hemorrhoid enjoy?

The Nurse Asked My Family's Medical History Today at the Doc's Office   Nurse: "Do you have siblings?" Me: "Yes, a younger brother. Nurse: "Does he have any medical issues?" Me: "He broke his finger on his right hand hitting someone in a bar fight." Nurse: "Oh, okay. Anything else?" Me: "He's battling hemorrhoids." Nurse: "I'm sure he'll be interested … [Read more...] about The Nurse Asked My Family’s Medical History Today at the Doc’s Office…