A gem of a story from my grandfather... My grandmother needed athlete’s foot cream so they went to a pharmacy to find some. The pharmacist didn’t speak a word of English and after about 5 minutes of trying to explain what my grandmother needed my grandfather gave up and walked out. 2 minutes later my grandmother walked out with the anti fungus cream in hand. My … [Read more...] about A gem of a story from my grandfather…
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My Doctor gave me something to treat my hemorrhoids…
My Doctor gave me something to treat my hemorrhoids. But I'm not so sure they deserve a treat. … [Read more...] about My Doctor gave me something to treat my hemorrhoids…
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Suppositories Clarence was a farmer who lived during a period when few medications were available. When a county Doctor examined him, he found a severe case of hemorrhoids. The Doc told him he had samples of a new treatment called suppositories and gave him a handful. When Clarence next saw the Doctor at church, he asked him if the medicine helped him. He replied, … [Read more...] about Suppositories…
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Shortage of Heinz ketchup packets... ... now secretly caused by usage for hemorrhoids. The company will now market "A" Heinz for restaurants and "B" Heinz for hemorrhoids. … [Read more...] about Shortage of Heinz ketchup packets…
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A general inspecting the troops... A rough old general has heard about a unit with the reputation of being filled with the toughest soldiers around and decides he needs to go and check them out. After reviewing the troops on parade he decides to go to the medical tent to meet the soldiers who weren't at parade. The general gets to the first soldier and barks at … [Read more...] about A general inspecting the troops…
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