• Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
  • Best Hemorrhoid Cream
  • Hemorrhoid Cream Reviews
  • Contact us

A general inspecting the troops…

May 18, 2022 by Hemorrhoid Remedies Blog Leave a Comment


A general inspecting the troops…

 

A rough old general has heard about a unit with the reputation of being filled with the toughest soldiers around and decides he needs to go and check them out.

After reviewing the troops on parade he decides to go to the medical tent to meet the soldiers who weren’t at parade.

The general gets to the first soldier and barks at him “Why are you here?”

“Hemorrhoid’s Sir!”

“And how are you treating it?”

“Wire brush and disinfectant Sir!”

“And what’s your goal in life soldier?”

“To kill the enemy Sir!”

The general is pleased with this answer and moves onto the next soldier. “Why are you here?”

“Genital warts Sir!”

“And how are you treating it?”

“Wire brush and disinfectant Sir!”

“And what’s your goal in life soldier?”

“To kill the enemy Sir!”

Once again the general is pleased and moves on to the last soldier. “And why are you here?”

“Gingivitis Sir!”

“And how are you treating it?”

“Wire brush and disinfectant Sir!”

“And what’s your goal in life soldier?”

“To get the wire brush before the other two Sir!”


[youmightlike]

Filed Under: Hemorrhoid Jokes

Reader Interactions

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Primary Sidebar

Most Popular Articles

  • Popular Terrasil Itch, Rash & Pain Relief Ointment – Full Review of Hemorrhoids Results
  • HemClear for Hemorrhoids Cream Review
  • How to shrink hemorrhoids at home – With Proven Results
  • Hemorrhoids Diet Treatment For Getting Rid Of Hemorrhoids
  • Hemovir Hemorrhoid & Fissures Treatment Review: Why You Should Try It Today!
  • How to use Witch Hazel For Hemorrhoids ? In-depth Guide
  • Emuaid for Hemorrhoids – Review

Copyright © 2023 .