Guy goes to the doctor, has a bad case of the hems.
Doctor give him some suppositories and tells him use them 3 times a day and see him a week later.
A week later he goes to the doctor and the doctor asks how he’s been doing.
“Hemorrhoids are worse than ever doc, I used all the thingy’s you gave me”
“That’s hard to believe” says the doc “What have you been doing-eating them?”
“Well what do you think I’ve been doing? Shoving them up my ass??”