The guy with hemorrhoids
A guy had a hemorrhoids surgery, so his friend came to visit. When When he arrived he found the guy’s son on the door, he asked him: what was your father’s surgery?
The kid felt shy to say hemorrhoids, so he said: his ear.
The friend entered the room, greeted, checked on him then he said: I’m sorry but it’s your fault and I warned you so many times, but you kept putting everything you find in it; a nail, your finger, a stick, a key…